Are you happy with your faith? Feeling pressure from a loved one to join a
religion? Ever thought about starting your own cult? Having trouble
creating holidays? RELIGIONS TO GO^tm! is the answer to all your problems. We
offer a variety of services to meet your needs.

For those interested in starting your own faith we offer classes in......

-holidays
-clothing
-prayers
-places
-afterlives 
-ceremonial leaders
-idles (i.e. gods, spirits, heavenly bodies)
-scriptures
-untraceable histories
-traditions
-recruitment and audience targeting
-propaganda
-trigger words
-Tv/vcr repair (non accredited)

We can also custom make a religion specifically to suit your needs.  You
will have no more worries about whether or not you are fulfilling your
faith's obligations.  You can have a God fit to your personality and your
lifestyle!  For example, if you enjoy holidays, we can create a faith that
will allow you to take as many day off of work as you like. Now is the time
to get the most out of life. We offer packages with a variety of options,
all tailored to suit your needs. All that you need to do to start living
the life you deserve is to contact us.  RELIGIONS TO GO! offers the most
faith for your effort.  In the event you are not completely satisfied,
simply return your lord to us. For more information, use a computer to send
us an electronic message- an "email" in computer freak language - via the
internet to [email protected]
 

Coming soon: our FAQ