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T.V.'s Captain Kirk (a.k.a William Shantner) |
William
Shanter:
In all of my years as a Star fleet Captain, I saw a great many things. Hell, It took me months to even look Spock in the face (pointy ears and all). But I found myself spiritually empty. That is until I found Religions to Gotm. No more worrying about whether I was making the "Big Guy" upstairs happy. My new God (scale model of the NCC 1701) knows whose in charge. |
A Grumpy Old Man (a.k.a. Philip Larkin deceased British poet) |
Philip Larkin:
Before RTG tm I though religion was pretty bad. I've even written some poems about it, but you kids won't read them because you say I look like a toad. "Oh, there's Phil Larkin," kids say. "I'm not going to read his poems because he looks like a toad. I'm a good poet. I really am. Will you go out and buy my book? Of course not. And do you want to know why? Because I don't write any damn love poetry like that stupid Shakespeare guy. No, okay, that Shakespeare guys pretty good, but he's dead. Well, so am I. I'm less dead though. Oh, they make pretty good religions here. I got one shaped like Marilyn Monroe. |
Lou Bega Mambo king |
Between Angela,
Pamela, Sandra and Rita, I could hardly find time for a traditional religion.
There ain't much room for a Mambo King in in a church, mosque, synangogue
or temple. I got too much style for all of that.
Religions to Gotm gave everyone's favorite mambo king a religion worthy of an international super star. I wrote a song about it. "A little bit of RTG tm by my side. A little bit of RTG tm in my life. . ." THANKS RTG tm!!! |